Funny interview !!

موضوع: Funny interview !! الإثنين يناير 21, 2008 12:40 pm

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,
So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt.
when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy, and starts her
interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter: Do u speak english?
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life
here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry.. nice wezar.. nice food.. byramidz

Reporter: oh well.. beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u
like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: Ok.. let's move on.. what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any
(jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke
it in my car.. don't warry about bolice

Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas.. Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem.. very much cars.. u see?.. but za guvurment is
trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war
street.. and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come
back..niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean.. how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of
water.. and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money
at home.. and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give
it to za banzeena man..they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a
lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not a lot.. but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..but if i was..i will give him
my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry.. and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok.. just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter: Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok.. need a Taxi?

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NOTE :
if u have friends who r not egyptian ((as i actually do )) .. dont send them this funny msg ... well ... am sure u laughed alot while readin' it (lol) .. but am also sure u dont want foreign ppl 2 laugh at us .
the point is : JUST .. LETS KEEP IT BETWEEN US LOL
((btw)). i am serious about that ..

موضوع: رد: Funny interview !! الإثنين يناير 21, 2008 12:47 pm

hahahaaaaaaaaa

NO comment

u very funny

enta 3asal ya man

موضوع: رد: Funny interview !! الإثنين يناير 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Thanks For Your Co0o0ol Comment Ya Omar

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo

it is wonder ful

enta sokar ya yahia

موضوع جميل يا بحيي بس في مشكلة اولا ده مش انجليزي اصلي معظم الكلمة لغة شات مش انجليزي اصلي ثانيا في بعض الاعضاء مش هيفهموا كانوا محتاجين ترجمة كمان بالترجمة كان هيبقي الموضوع جميل .

انا عموما هقول ملخص سريع للترجمة لغاية ما اترجمه كله بصيغة الحوار

هو كان حديث مقابلة صحفية ، جريدة كانت عايزة تعمل تقرير عن مصر والاحوال فيها وبعتوا صحفية تجري المقابلة .
فقابلت شاب مصري وطبعا عمل نفسه ضليع في انجليزي كانت بتساله عن احوال مصر ووالشغل في مصر والحالة الاقتصادية فكان بيقول ويصر في معظم رده اننا عندنا النيل والمياه واننا اغنياء بالقطن طبعا معظم الردود كانت سخرية .
وسالته انه شغال ولا لأ وجاوب انه مش لاقي شغل قالته معاك فلوس قالها لا هو بيشتغل سواق تاكسي فالفلوس بتروح البنزينة اول باول هيفضله فلوس ازاي وانا الحكومة هي اللي بتاخد الفلوس كلها ده تقريبا مجمل الحوار انه فقير ومش لاقي شغل وحتي لما بيشتغل سواق تاكسي مش بيلاقي انما مصمم علي اننا عندنا الاهرامات والنيل وان مصر من الدول الغنية واننا باحسن حال
وانشاء الله هترجمة زي الحوار بالضبط .

hahahahahahhahha

thank you yahia

it's very funny interview i'll see it in my life

begad helwa aweeeeeeeeeeee

thanks alot Funny interview !! 138426

It's Very Very Fantastic Interview

Thank You Yahia